How I Will Die

I followed a link to Death Psychic I saw on Chris' site...because his was amazingly related to him. I figured if it gave him "death by chess", there was no way it would do anything remotely related to my life since I have lived to the ripe old age of 29 without ever learning to play chess. (Interesting logic, I know) Alas, here is mine:

After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community,

you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through

the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

I'm going to go hide under the covers (but peek my head out to watch Grey's Anatomy).